Repair Computer

When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that the printer probably needed
only to be cleaned.

Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself.

Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, “Does your boss know
that you discourage business?”

“Actually it’s my boss’s idea,” the¬†employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”

New Businessman

A young engineer had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working.

He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.

Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, “Can I help you?”

The man said, “Yeah, I’ve come to activate your phone lines.”

Three Companies After Me

“I must have a raise,” the employee said to his boss. “There are three other companies after me.”

“Really?” the boss asked. “What other companies are after you?”

“The gas company, the telephone company, and the electricity company,” the employee replied.

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