Dumbest Kid On The Earth

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his Customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”

The barber puts a five rupee coin in one hand and two one rupee coins (1+1=2) in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the two one rupee coins and leaves.

“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take two one rupee coins instead of five rupee coin?”

The boy licked his cone and replied,


How to Control Anger

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet.

Dad: how does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your tooth brush

Need a Glass of Water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:



‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?’

‘No. You had your chance. Lights out.’

Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…’


‘I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a glass of water??’

‘I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!’

Five minutes later… ‘Daaaa-aaaad…’


‘When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?

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