Loss of Cabin Pressure

An Announcement made by an airline attendant:

In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face.

If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs.

And if you are traveling with two or more small children, decide now which one you love more.

Parents and Children

Parents spend the first twelve months of their children lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

I Love Shouting

Teacher : What would you like to become when you grow up?

Student : A teacher.

Teacher : why?

Student : Because I love shouting.

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