Mathematician’s Logic

An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician (it is said) were holidaying in Scotland.

Glancing from a train window, they observed a black sheep in the middle of a field. “How interesting,” observed the astronomer, “all Scottish sheep are black!” To which the physicist responded, “No, no! Some Scottish sheep are black!”

The Mathematician gazed heavenward in supplication, and then intoned, “In Scotland there exists at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which is black.

Nice Belt

What does number ‘0’ says to number ‘8’?

.

.

.

Nice Belt …!

Management without Engineers

A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So they go out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, and they’re falling off the ladders, dropping the tape measures – the whole thing is just a mess.

An engineer comes along and sees what they’re trying to do, walks over, pulls the flagpole out of the ground, lays it flat, measures it from end to end, gives the measurement to one of the managers and walks away.

After the engineer has gone, one manager turns to another and laughs. “Isn’t that just like an engineer, we’re looking for the height and he gives us the length!”

Subscribefor New Jokes

Subscribefor New Jokes

Join our Jokes list to receive the latest jokes

You have Successfully Subscribed!

Pin It on Pinterest