How to Control Anger

Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet.

Dad: how does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your tooth brush

How to Control Anger
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Need a Glass of Water

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:

‘Da-ad…’

‘What?’

‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?’

‘No. You had your chance. Lights out.’

Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…’

‘WHAT?’

‘I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a glass of water??’

‘I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!’

Five minutes later… ‘Daaaa-aaaad…’

‘WHAT??!!’

‘When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?

Need a Glass of Water
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Cow and Grass

Teacher: “I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?”

Student: “The cow ate the grass, sir.”

Cow and Grass
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