Marriages are Made in Heaven

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?

Ans : The days after marriage

Marriages are Made in Heaven
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I will have to Kill You

During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show.

After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, “How’d you do that?”

“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”

After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”…

I will have to Kill You
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Wrong Way on Highway

Husband calls his wife and warned her about the news on TV that there’s a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!

Wife replied, “Oh, It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

Wrong Way on Highway
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