If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : The days after marriage
I will have to Kill You
Posted on November 11, 2018 · Leave a Comment
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man went to see a popular magic show.
After one especially amazing feat, a man from the back of the theater yelled, “How’d you do that?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”…
Wrong Way on Highway
Posted on November 11, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Husband calls his wife and warned her about the news on TV that there’s a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!
Wife replied, “Oh, It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”
