Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”
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Little Johnny’s teacher said, “Johnny, your essay on My Dog is exactly the same as your sister’s.”
Did you copy hers?, she asked.
Johnny replied, “No, teacher, it’s the same dog!”
During a recent vacation in Las Vegas, a man with his wife went to see a popular magic show. After one especially amazing trick, from the back of the theatre the man yelled at magician, “How’d you do that trick?”
“I could tell you, sir”, the magician answered, “But then I’d have to kill you.”
After a short pause, the man yelled back, “Ok, then… just tell my wife!”
What did the Lion says to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don’t go over the road till you see a Zebra crossing.
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