My local magician can slow his heartbeat down until it stops.
But, to tell the truth, he only managed to pull it off once.
Archives for November 2018
The Other Side
Posted on November 16, 2018 · Leave a Comment
A sardar goes into music store & asks salesman: Where are the bhangra CDs.
Salesman: Try the other side.
Sardar (moving 2 his other ear): where are the bhangra CDs.
Two Dragons in a Bar
Posted on November 15, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Two dragons go into a bar.
The first says, “It’s hot in here isn’t it?”
The other replies, “Shut your mouth.”
