A young man studying abroad sent SMS to his Father: Dear Dad, no money, no fun, your son.
Father replied: Dear Son, too bad, so sad, your dad.
Archives for December 2018
Germans are Known as … ?
Posted on December 18, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.
Need a Glass of Water
Posted on December 17, 2018 · Leave a Comment
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
‘Da-ad…’
‘What?’
‘I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a glass of water?’
‘No. You had your chance. Lights out.’
Five minutes later: ‘Da-aaaad…’
‘WHAT?’
‘I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a glass of water??’
‘I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!’
Five minutes later… ‘Daaaa-aaaad…’
‘WHAT??!!’
‘When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?
