Traffic Signal and Camera

A man was driving. He passed a traffic camera and saw it flash. Fearing being caught speeding, he turned around and going at snails speed, he passed it. Again it flashed.He thought it must have a fault and went home. Next day he received 2 traffic fines for not wearing a seat belt.

Wrong Way on Highway

Husband calls his wife and warned her about the news on TV that there’s a car going the wrong way on M25. Please be careful!

Wife replied, “Oh, It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

Birds Migration in Winter

Why do birds fly south for the winter??

Answer: It’s quicker than driving.

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