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A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything.”
He returns her gaze. “Anything?”
“Anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you… study?”
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:
“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?”
At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:
“How much for a season package?”
When I Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leap
Place my Math’s book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my Machine book on my chest
Tell my teacher how I am at rest
Place my DATA in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing I understand
Place my Economy book on my left
Tell my teacher I tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die
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