If 007 is James Bond.
Then who is 111 ?
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Simple … Its also James Bond in binary form.
Project Manager
Posted on December 27, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Three men: A Project Manager, a Software Engineer, and a Hardware Engineer are in Miami beach for a two-week period helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp.
As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says ‘Normally I would grant you 3 wishes, but since there are 3 of you, I will grant you each one wish.’
The hardware engineer went first. ‘I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me.’ The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.
The software engineer went next. ‘I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean, with no money worries and surrounded by beautiful women who worship me.’ The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager’s turn. ‘And what would your wish be?’ asked the genie. ‘I want them both back after lunch’ replied the project manager.
A Frog and an Engineer
Posted on December 13, 2018 · Leave a Comment
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”
He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week.”
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”
Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week, and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?”
The engineer said, “Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog – now, that’s cool!”
