A learned man had problem with his eyesight so he got it checked.
Doctor shows him a sheet of alphabets in different size: W X C V; can u read this?
Of course I am a PhD;
Touching Hurts
Posted on June 29, 2018 · Leave a Comment
A boy goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it hurts. When I touch my foot, it really hurts. If I touch my elbow – AAH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you, you have broken your finger!”
Call Me an Ambulance
Posted on June 28, 2018 · Leave a Comment
A man injured in his car accident, he called 911 for help.
Man said, “Operator, operator, please call me an ambulance immediately”.
Operator replied, “Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!”
