Computers are machines to help you solve those problems which you wouldn’t have if you didn’t have a computer.
Dictionary: Windows 95 Defined
Posted on September 9, 2020 · Leave a Comment
Windows 95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company, that can’t stand a single bit of competition.
Substandard Material
Posted on June 16, 2019 · Leave a Comment
A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.
