English of a Desi Teacher

In class

* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.

* Cut an apple in two halves- take the bigger half.

* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away outside

* Both of you three, get out of the class.

* Close the doors of the window.

* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.

* Take 5 cm wire of any length.

 

About family

* I have two daughters both of them are girls

 

At the play ground

* All of you, stand in a straight circle.

* There is no wind in the balloon.

 

Punishment :

* You, rotate the ground four times

* You, go and under-stand the tree

* You three of you, stand together separately.

* Why you are late – say YES or NO

Exclamatory Sentence

Teacher : Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student : WOW !

Two Reasons to go to school

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

“Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school!”

“But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.”

“Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.”

“Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!”

“Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.”

“Give me two reasons why I should go to school.”

“Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the Principal!”

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