A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the … [Continue reading]
Computer Acronyms
Posted on October 16, 2020 · Leave a Comment
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN - It Still Does NothingAPPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI - System Can't See ItDOS - Defective Operating SystemBASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry ControlIBM - I … [Continue reading]
Rules Of Air Ways
Posted on October 13, 2020 · Leave a Comment
Takeoffs are optional. Landings are mandatory. Flying is not dangerous; crashing is dangerous. Speed is life, altitude is life insurance. No one has ever collided with the sky. The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on … [Continue reading]
