An astronomer, a physicist, and a mathematician (it is said) were holidaying in Scotland. Glancing from a train window, they observed a black sheep in the middle of a field. “How interesting,” observed the astronomer, “all Scottish sheep are … [Continue reading]
Be Aware of Dog
Posted on January 1, 2021 · Leave a Comment
Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor beside the cash register. He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog … [Continue reading]
Who was Driving
Posted on December 25, 2020 · Leave a Comment
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish … [Continue reading]
