A man is driving his five year old to a friend's house when another car races in front and cuts them off, nearly causing an accident. "Stupid!" the father yells. A moment later he realizes the indiscretion, pulls over, and turns to face his … [Continue reading]
Microsoft Darkness and Industry Standards
Posted on December 5, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Q: How many Microsoft Engineers does it take to change a fused light bulb? A: None, Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(tm) as the new industry standard. … [Continue reading]
Y zero K
Posted on December 4, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Translated from Latin - dated 2BC -- Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us a lot of headaches and we haven't much time left. I don't know how people will cope with working the wrong … [Continue reading]
