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A Guy gets out of lift on 7th floor instead of 9th floor.
He says- I was so busy checking messages on my whatsapp…without realising, I went into the neighbour’s house and sat on their sofa.
The lady of the house was glued to the TV… watching serials…She gave me tea without looking at me.
When I started drinking Tea, I looked up and saw the lady’s husband entering the house….looking into his mobile.
He saw me and said, “sorry” and went out of the house !!!
A snail was moving along the beach when he happened to look back behind him and saw three turtles wearing leather jackets.
After moving along for about four weeks, the snail looked back again and saw that the three turtles were still there and closing in on him. So, the snail picked up his pace.
After about six more weeks, the snail looked back again, and saw that the turtles were still chasing him. And they were getting closer and closer! So, he kept on going as fast as he could.
After another few weeks, the turtles finally caught up with the snail and mugged him, took all of his clothes and the keys to his car.
After another couple of weeks, the snail got to a pay phone and called the police. “I`ve been mugged by three turtles wearing leather jackets! You need to get down here and take a report or do something!” he said.
“Can you give us a description of the turtles?” asked the police officer.
“No, I can`t. It all happened too fast!” cried the snail.
Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain…
Kindly tell them your age…!
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