Billy : “The telephone is ringing . Why don’t you answer it?”
Milly : “Why should I? I don’t know who’s calling.”
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Billy : “The telephone is ringing . Why don’t you answer it?”
Milly : “Why should I? I don’t know who’s calling.”
In class
* Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
* Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.
* Cut an apple in two halves- take the bigger half.
* Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away outside
* Both of you three, get out of the class.
* Close the doors of the window.
* Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.
* Take 5 cm wire of any length.
About family
* I have two daughters both of them are girls
At the play ground
* All of you, stand in a straight circle.
* There is no wind in the balloon.
Punishment :
* You, rotate the ground four times
* You, go and under-stand the tree
* You three of you, stand together separately.
* Why you are late – say YES or NO
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnet has a positive side!
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