Customer: “How much does it cost to Bath on the train?”
Operator: “If you can get your feet in the sink, then it’s free.”
Archives for November 2018
Difference between Before and After Marriage
Posted on November 6, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Before the marriage:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Yes!
She: Will you hit me?
He: No way! I’m not such kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom to the top !!!!
Can’t Get Through CSR
Posted on November 6, 2018 · Leave a Comment
Customer: “I’ve been ringing your call center on 0800-2100 for two days and can’t get through to customer services representative, can you help?”
Operator: “Where did you get that number from, sir?”
Customer: “It was on the door to the travel center.”
Operator: “Sir, they are our opening hours.”
