Teacher: What is chemical formula of Water??
Student: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: what the hell you are telling me????
Student: Yesterday you told it is H to O.
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How to Pass
Posted on September 5, 2020 · Leave a Comment
A student comes to a young professor’s office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything.”
He returns her gaze. “Anything?”
“Anything.”
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you… study?”
