A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All students were busy writing except one. When the teacher checked his notebook, there was written “Due to Rain, No Match”
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All students were busy writing except one. When the teacher checked his notebook, there was written “Due to Rain, No Match”
Windows 95: n. 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company, that can’t stand a single bit of competition.
Three prisoners were scheduled to be executed. The warden asked them what they wanted to have for their last meal.
“Lasagna,” the first replied. The warden served him his lasagna, then escorted him to his execution.
“I’d like lobster,” the second prisoner said. The warden served him his lobster, then led him to his execution.
The third prisoner said, “I’d like a big bowl of strawberries, topped with whipped cream.”
“Sorry, but strawberries are out of season,” the warden said.
“Ah, that’s OK. I’ll wait!” replied the prisoner.
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