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Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup.
When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”
Computer users are divided into three types:
Novice, Intermediate and Expert.
Novice Users – People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
Intermediate Users – People who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it.
Expert Users – People who press the keys that break other people’s computers.
A young couple got married and went away on their honeymoon. After two weeks they came back and finally put away all of the presents they received from friends and family. Since this was a new home, the process took some time.
A week later, they received in the mail two tickets for a popular show where tickets were impossible to get. They were very excited and warmed by the gesture of the person who sent this. Inside the envelope, however, was only a small piece of paper with a single line, “From…guess who?”
The pair had much fun trying to identify the donor but failed in the effort. They went to the theatre and had a wonderful time. On their return home late at night, still trying to guess the identity of the unknown host, they found the house stripped of every article of value. And on the bare table in the dining room was a piece of paper on which was written in the same hand as the enclosure with the tickets:
“Now you know!”
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