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Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around, and returned to the gate.
After an hour-long wait, it finally took off.
A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, “What was the problem?”
“The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine,” explained the Flight Attendant, “and it took us a while to find a new pilot.”
Q:) What is the astronaut’s favorite place on the computer?
A:) The space bar.
A parrot was in a pet shop with a string attached to each leg when a man walked in looking to buy a pet. A shopkeeper came over and started to try and sell him a dog when the man noticed the parrot. He asked what the strings were for and the shopkeeper replied, “Well, if you pull the right string the parrot says, ‘Polly wanna cracker’. If you pull the left string it says,
‘my name’s Sam’ “.
The man being of the inquisitive nature tried both and thought it was really neat, but was still curious. So he asked what
would happen if he pulled both strings, the parrot piped up,
“I’d fall off the perch, you idiot!!!”
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