College Seniors vs. Freshman Freshman: Is never in bed past noon.Senior: Is never out of bed before noon. Freshman: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he can cut.Senior: Reads the syllabus to find out what classes he needs to … [Continue reading]
Confused Defendant
Posted on September 9, 2020 · Leave a Comment
At the conclusion of a criminal trial in a high profile bank robbery case, the judge turned to the jury foreman and asked if the jury had reached a verdict. "Yes, we have, your honor," replied the foreman. "Would you pass it to me, please," the … [Continue reading]
Why the Mother Mouse Barks Like a Dog
Posted on September 9, 2020 · Leave a Comment
A Mother Mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them. The Mother Mouse starts barking like a dog and listening to this cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby, "Now do you see why it's important to … [Continue reading]
