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It was the Christmas season and the Judge was in a cheerful mood.
“What are you charged with?” he asked the defendant.
“Doing my Christmas shopping early, Your Honor,” replied the defendant.
“Well, that certainly isn’t a crime,” the Judge said. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened!” the defendant replied.
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !…
Now read it without the word cat.
If you are stressed, you’ll get pimples.. if you cry, you’ll get wrinkles… So, why don’t you smile & get dimples?
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